Did you see where members of the NBA’s Utah Jazz posed for a photo in blackface in an affectionate tribute to their African American season ticket holders? Of course, you didn’t. It never happened.

But you know there would’ve been a media shit storm had such an insult taken place. So why all the equivocation over the recent “chink eye” pose by the Spanish Olympic basketball team? “Do you think making chinky eyes is racist? Voice your opinion now by texting ‘Oh, gimme a break’ or ‘maybe’ to CNN at ME-LUV-U-LONG-TIME.

This just in. We have confirmation: Slurring Asians (verbally and/or by sign language) is now an official Olympic sport, according to the IOC, not just an American pastime.

Asians—Ching Chong Chinamen, Gooks, Japs—are all fair game everywhere in the world. Why do Asians continue to turn the other cheek or just chuckle accommodatingly in the face of a dis when nobody will even say the word “Nigger” in mixed company anymore? Is it because we don’t kick enough Honky, Nigger and Spic ass? “You got to have a sense of humor about these kinds of things, you know.”

Asian American bloggers are posting like ape shit on Spain’s chink-eyed affection. Well done, people.

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