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My first reaction to the story broken Saturday by Chris Foster, L.A. Times‘ UCLA beat reporter,  about freshman wide receiver Randall Carroll using a racial epithet in reference to offensive coordinator Norm Chow was “Gee, I hope he got his slurs right.” You know, I thought that maybe Carroll, the highly recruited L.A. Cathedral High star, called Chow a Jap or Gook. Chow, of course, is a Chinese American (or Chink). But the Times didn’t print what the alleged epithet was leaving Southern California sports fans (and racists) hanging.

My curiosity demanded that I pin down fo’ sho’ what the dis be, and after some due diligence came up with a screen grab of a cached version of @OCiAM’s (Carroll’s Twitter ID) “racial epithet” as posted on Twitter Oct. 22 (below) to high school running back Dietrich Riley. Either school officials or Carroll had tried to erase the tweet by closing his Twitter account, but we have our ways. Check it out.

OCiAm (Randall Carroll Tweet 2 Dietrick Riley)

Sounds more like a frustrated 18-year-old who wants the muthafuckin’ ball more to me. But I ain’t mad at cha. Everyone’s forgiven… even Chris Foster for filing such a thin, poorly sourced story in his lame effort to expose dissension in the ranks of Coach Rick Neuheisel’s squad.

But hold up, cuz. Yeah, I checked reporter Foster’s @cfosterlattimes Twitter account too. Foster tweets about the Chow-Carroll piece four times. The first two hype the Web-sourced piece. But in the final two Foster be frontin’ to cover his messy ass, linking to a sorry revised version of the story that includes somewhat exculpatory comments from Randall not used in the original article.

Then before beddy-bye, Foster, with an eye toward damage control, tweets: “Everyone seems fixated on the ‘racial’ term Carroll used to describe Chow (check most hip hop songs to hear it).”

Well, @cfosterlatimes, when the headline reads: “Tweet from UCLA player’s account uses racial epithet for Norm Chow.” readers will tend to “fixate” on the “racial term.”

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Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer showers gifts on five-yeear-old "Kylie," the software firm's most effective spokesperson to date. The fate of Microsoft's new OS may lie in the hands of Kylie, 5, a girl from Orange County, Calif.,

Back in April when her first “I’m a PC, and I’m 4½” for Windows Live Gallery first hit the airwaves, she was called everything from adorable to annoying. Epicanthus tried to go a little further in depth on the little tyke, but was frustrated by the wall of secrecy erected by Microsoft’s ad agency and PR firm. Now we know why; Microsoft had bigger plans for the Orange County, Calif. preschooler.

Last week (Oct. 22) Redmond went all-in with Windows 7, its sleek and fast apology for Windows’ legacy of trash OS rollouts, and along for the ride was little Kylie—more annoying adorable than ever.

Now, the newest 30-second ad — designed by Microsoft’s agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky — taps into the innocence of a four-and-a-half year old child to highlight Windows 7’s vaunted user friendliness.

Responses from commenters on both the Windows 7 team blog as well as on Twitter varied, ranging from “it’s sickeningly sweet,” to “her innocent ignorance of Windows is very cute indeed.”

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Lyoto "The Urinator" Machida (left) takes a punch from Mauricio "Shogun" Rua at Saturday's UFC 104 light-heavyweight mixed martial arts title bout in Los Angeles

Second-generation Japanese-Brazilian Lyoto “The Urinator” Machida, 31, scored a controversial victory over fellow Brazilian Mauricio “Shogun” Rua, 27, to retain his UFC light-heavyweight title Saturday, Oct. 24 at Los Angeles’ Staples Center. Machida won his title in May by knocking out Rashad Evans in Las Vegas.

Machida is the son of Shotokan karate master Yoshizo Machida and is a protégé of Japanese wrestler-turned-politician Antonio Inoki. Since revealing that he uses urine therapy as part of his training regimen, Machida has been nicknamed “The Urinator” by MMA fans.

The L.A. crowd booed Machida’s victory. Read MMA authority Michael David Smith’s wrap up of the UFC battle here.

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